Monday, March 20, 2023

Tin Man, JK Rowlings, and the Love of the Game

President Joe Biden may walk like the Tin Man of "The Wizard of Oz", but lately he has been on a bit of a roll. That ten-hour train ride from Poland to the embattled Ukrainian capital, Kyiv, was a master stroke. Then, unfortunately, he got off the train and began to walk, such as it was, down Kyiv's red carpet. That same man wants to run for re-election in 2024.

Look, I loved my father. But, if he had said to me, at the age of 82, that he was thinking about running for President, I would have flat out said to him, "I'm not voting for you." I wouldn't vote for any 82-year-old to run for anything unless 82-year-olds were all that were left.

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J.K. Rowlings. She is the British author, who hit the mother lode with her creation of the Harry Potter Chronicles. 

Recently, she offered up her feelings regarding transgender identity:  "If you were born a man," she said, "then, you are not a woman." One of her fans responded: "Your legacy would have been one of the most beloved in history had you not said that." J.K.'s response: "Legacy? How pompous is that? I don't care about legacy."  

What a woman. She prefers being genuine to being loved by people who prefer she be a phony. 

J.K. did it again. She hit the mother lode.  

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With all the hand-wringing in the National Basketball Association over load-managing - the proclivity of star players to sit out regular season games - a glimpse of a Major League Baseball player from the 50s and 60s might help give some perspective:  

Ernie Banks, Hall of Fame shortstop for the Chicago Cubs, after playing a nine-inning game in the early afternoon would often declare, "Let's play two." 

Love of the game. That's what the NBA needs most from its stars. Simply, love of the game. 

Thursday, February 16, 2023

A Potpourri of Shorties

U.S. Representative, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, is under fire for referring to Israel as an "apartheid regime." She is not the first prominent American to tell the truth about Israel. Former president Jimmy Carter wrote a book, "Peace, Not Apartheid", detailing the systematic abuses of the Israeli government - the primary beneficiary of American foreign aid - against the Palestinian people. What the Israelis inflict upon the Palestinians today is kith and kin to the systemic apartheid the South African regime once heaped upon its black citizens. And, no one, besides her, President Carter, and a few others in America seem to care. 

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Al Sharpton, at Tyre Nichol's funeral, called Nichol's family attorney, Ben Crump, "America's black attorney general." Utter hogwash. Attorney Crump is the quickest "ambulance chaser" in America, today. That's all. Gloria "Me, Too" Alred is the second quickest.  

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Headline: "CHATGPT passes U.S. Medical Licensing Exam." That is artificial intelligence - Generative Pre-trainer Transformer - a computer program that can spit out professional papers, expert prose, poems, songs, etc., at the push of a button, and attribute the writing to any Tom, Dick or Harry you please. It is a time-saver, a money-saver, (indeed, some medical folk say, "a lifesaver"), and it will absolutely put some writers out of work. 

For writers who have committed their lives to their craft, CHATGPT is more formidable than a dragon. Now, I know how John Henry must have felt when he heard about that "bleeping" steel-driving machine.

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There is a terrible civil war going on in Myanmar, courtesy of a military junta that has replaced the country's democratically-elected leaders in a coup. Tens of thousands of innocent civilians are being killed; over a million of its citizens have been driven out of their homes into the cold. Almost no one knows about this war. Why is that? Perhaps because the people are not white; perhaps because these brown-skinned Burmese do not look like Ukrainians.  

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Speaking of guns: Ask yourself, if given the chance to live in a community where everyone has a gun or a community where no one has a gun, which community would you choose? Your answer is America's answer to 400 million guns on its streets.  

Monday, February 13, 2023

The "Load Managers"

The National Basketball Association has a problem. many of its players have no respect for its regular season. They would rather "sit out" games - call it "load managing" - while basking in their pre-playoff auras. Poor Commissioner Silver does not know how to address this vainglorious sloth. (Begging the players to "suit up" - "for the fans, the fans" - does not work.)

Try this commissioner: Chang the way you appraise their regular season performances. Currently, the scoring title goes to the man who averaged the most points per game over the regular season. He can play in as few as 65 games of an 82-game schedule and still be crowned scoring champion, despite someone who has played in every game and has out-scored him by hundreds of points. Simply award the scoring title to the player who scores the most points. That way, these prima donnas will have to play in as many of the scheduled games as possible to achieve the honors they crave. 

The same goes for rebounds, assists, blocked shots, etc., just like homerun and RBI champions in baseball, and touchdown and yardage leaders in football. For the biggest awards - Most Valuable Player, and Defensive Player of the Year - base their very consideration for such awards upon their availability to play. Insist that players play 90% of the schedule or a minimum of 73 games for any chance at MVP. That way, they will not sit around "load managing." Rather, they will play in every game they possibly can, and will save those precious eight games over the minimum for when they really need a day off. 

Though they are men, these NBA players cannot be trusted to honor the game they profess to love. The work ethic that saw Michael Jordan, and many greats before him, play every scheduled game no longer exists. 

Time to revive that ethic, Adam Silver, even if it means leading your pampered stars to center court like one would lead thoroughbreds to the starting gate. Put honor back in the game... for the fans, for the fans. 

Get the Bag

There is not a single African-American star in all of Major League Baseball. That has not happened since Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in 1947. What has happened to us? We can't sing, we can't fight, we can't play baseball anymore. 

Coming up in the 50s, baseball, and boxing were all there was in sports. There was no football or basketball to speak of. Boys in the black community dreamed of being the next Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, Joe Louis, and Sugar Ray Robinson, and we acted like it. We played baseball every day after school and sparred with one another between innings. They were skills that could only be honed out of the dust and dirt of boyhood. From our generation came the likes of Ricky Henderson, Joe Morgan, George Foreman, and Muhammed Ali. When boys dream, they become.

Followed a generation that produced Griffey, Bonds, Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas; and fighters like Evander Holyfield, and the iconic Mike Tyson. Came titans out of football and basketball, as well. And music: Much of what we call "Rock 'n Roll" today was derived from white folks speeding up the tempo of the rhythm and blues blacks sang in the 50s and 60s. And, how do we quantify black folks' gift of jazz - that purely American art form that blew the doors off of musical expression? Man, we were something. We were beautiful. We were chosen. 

Then, almost suddenly, the door closed. How are we special, now? We are good at selling drugs, forming flash mobs, looting, and shooting people from moving vehicles. (Nobody does it better.) We are unparalleled in our ability to write rap songs about drug dealing, flash mobs, and drive-bys. And, when all else fails, we can always revert to the old standby: Act a damn fool.  

It would be wishful thinking to say we are at a crossroads; we are not. We passed that place decades ago, when we chose the easy way out - when we chose instant power in guns, and instant fortune in drugs. What comes quickly, comes without a soul.

African-America has become a nightmare - self-hating black men with little respect for life, especially black life. count the dead in Chicago, Baltimore, New Orleans, etc., etc., etc. We have become champions of death... the death of a great community. 

How could our run have been so brief - less than a hundred years? Now, all they talk about is "the bag." "Get the bag."  I suppose that means money. Hmmph. "The bag" will no more save us than thirty pieces of silver saved Judas. 


Tuesday, January 24, 2023

BRITNEY!

We are all glad that Britney is free. She seems to be a very sweet lady who truly meant no one any harm. (She was caught with less than a gram of cannabis oil. Nine years in a Russian penal colony for that?) 

It is interesting, however, that we celebrate ourselves for freeing one American from a Russian prison while steadfastly holding two million Americans in bondage, ourselves. There are eight million people being held in prisons worldwide. America, which comprises only 7% of all Earth's people, commands 25% of its prisoners.  

Why is America celebrating? How bad does America truly feel about imprisoned Americans? It reminds me of the Russian leader, Josef Stalin, who infamously said, "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is just a statistic."

Is that how America truly feels about its two million imprisoned men and women, and their families? It would seem so.  

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The Merchant of Death is Free

Viktor Bout, the Russian arms dealer dubbed "The Merchant of Death," has been traded back to Russia for American basketballer, Britney Griner. He was serving 26 years for selling weapons to various nefarious groups involved in conflicts worldwide. In other words, he sold arms to bad guys. 

Americans, as much as anyone, must know that one man's "bad guy" is another man's "hero." We helped arm Afghanistan's Mujahadeen in their war with Russia, and called them "freedom fighters." Twenty years later, we had to fight those same Afghanis. Then, we called them "bad guys." 

Besides, "Merchant of Death"? Really? America deals more arms worldwide than any other entity on Earth. (And, our weapons are the best, i.e., the deadliest.) That must make us "Death's Emperor."  

Monday, December 26, 2022

COVID Will Have Its Due

 "Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall." - Proverbs 16:18

The U.S., the most powerful nation on Earth, lost over a million of its citizens to COVID. China, the world's second-most powerful nation, lost 5,000. President Hsieh is well aware of the immense difference those two numbers represent. His Herculean effort to shield the Chinese people from COVID is nothing short of amazing. Here is the rub: He protected hs people so well, they never had a chance to develop "herd immunity" like the Americans - those spoiled brats who demanded their freedom... now! (and then took it on the chin.) For we, the worst of the COVID appears to have passed. China's worse is yet to come. 

President Hsieh is in a bind. He protected his people at the price of their freedom - even at the price of their nations economy which has suffered severely during his draconian lockdowns. Now, his have said, "Enough." Like the Americans, they are ready to face down COVID themselves. 

Because of the contagious nature of the Omicron variant, more Chineses will become infected, and many more than 5,000 will die. When that happens Hsieh will no long be able to gloat in his haughty way, with that insrutable look that keeps the world, and his people, at bay.  

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All Aboard

I hear they want to send a black woman to the moon. Wouldn't that be something? (Sounds like something Joe Biden would propose.) Next, we might want to try sending an LGBTQ person, or how about a redhead? 

Just stop it. Stop dividing people by picking winners based upon what they look like. Such an approach is manipulative, and demeaning, like you-know-who declaring, "I'm going to pick a black woman to be my vice-president!" before he had actually won the Democratic nomination.

Send your best to the moon, and beyond. That is how we realize our best chance for success out there. Race or gender does not matter. What matters is ability, and resourcefulness. Let them be all-white, all-black, all-gay for all I care, just as long as they are all good.  

Monday, December 12, 2022

Wernher von Braun Stuck the Landing: Kanya Keeps Missing the Mark

Kanye West, appearing on an Alex Jones podcast, declared, "I love Hitler." Then, he doubled down and said it again. He went on to suggest that Hitler invented the microphone, and highways; neither of which is true. (The first paved road was built over four thousand years ago.)

The Nazis did, however, advance rocket technology far beyond what anyone else had achieved at the time. After the war, Hitler's top engineer, Wernher von Braun, was snatched from war-torn Germany and spirited to America where he would design the Saturn V rocket (and flight path) that put America on the moon. It is the single greatest achievement in human history. 

Something else came of Hitler's madness: His assault upon the Polish frontier in 1939 became a harbinger of the demise of European imperialism. England, especially, was so ravaged by Hitler's Wehrmacht that it no longer had the financial, or military means, to sustain its empire. Suppressed peoples throughout Africa and Asia rose up out of Europe's ashes and declared their independence.

Hitler's intense desire to enslave had spawned the liberation of a billion human beings.